On the Internet: *writing a fanfic* “He swore that their eyes will meet again one day, promising that his green orbs will never intensely stare at anyone else than her rare blue hued ones. Assuring that they could have forever, in a permanent feeling yet in a temporary span of time.”

In school: *writes an essay* NA MEAN LYK DA GOVERMET IS A COFUSING PLEYS TO GOW 2 YA NO WAT M SEYING???2?2????2?2??3???