On the Internet: *writing a fanfic* “He swore that their eyes will meet again one day, promising that his green orbs will never intensely stare at anyone else than her rare blue hued ones. Assuring that they could have forever, in a permanent feeling yet in a temporary span of time.”
In school: *writes an essay* NA MEAN LYK DA GOVERMET IS A COFUSING PLEYS TO GOW 2 YA NO WAT M SEYING???2?2????2?2??3???
I’m stable, I swear! *starts crying over a Haylor one-shot*
I’m haylor af rn like shit, oh my god, just get back together and like reproduce. The world needs this.
This should be legal.
…danced to Shake It Off on Dancing With The Stars.
THIS IS THE DAY I DIE FAREWELL WORLD
HAM HAM HAM ALL I NEED IS HAM WHILE TAYLOR MIGHT DO A TUMBLR SPAM YO WASTING MY LIFE BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT SHELL NEVER NOTICE ME AND—
I’m pretty sure that Taylor mostly got cupcakes for her 23rd birthday instead of a cake… same with all people who actually gave her cupcakes instead of a cake
reblog if you’re haylor af
I feel more brokenhearted when a picture doesn’t load than someone actually stealing my pencil